Family Similes

From an assignment in December. I think you'll enjoy them like I did.

--They're as helpful as an elevator in a 10-story building.

--They're like a backup file because when things break down they help fix it.

--My mom and my school are more serious than a dictator presiding over his country.

--My mom works hard like a CIA/FBI dog. Her nose is wet like a dog and picks up a smell of guilt from a liar.

--My sister is as quiet as a snail under a foot of snow.

--My family is as cooperative as sheep running wild!

--My two brothers are as annoying as a mosquito bite itching constantly.

--My family is as loud as an airport.

--My family is my bulletproof vest when I walk through a gunfight.

--The way a bat eats insects is the way I read books.

--My lego creations are as odd as the Empire State Building is tall.

--My younger sister's commanding voice is like the general in a 5-gold-star military.

--Our family love is a beacon of light in a dim world.