Sunday, October 16, 2005

Things I Hate

*Major League Baseball on FOX, for causing the world to not see Prison Break

*NASCAR, in general

*NASCAR on FOX and NBC, for preempting MadTV AND Saturday Night Live

*Jon Corzine

*Jon Corzine's Ad Announcer

*Doug Forrester

*Doug Forrester's Stepford Wife

*Doug Forrester's Ad Announcer

*New Jersey, in general, for overinundating us with stupid political advertisements

*People who think the perpetual flooding due to even a hint of rain in the Northeast is due to Biblical-type apocalypse; it's our (humankind's) own damn fault for over-foresting, and building ineffecient pumping/drainage systems

1 comment:

Nancy said...

You're so snarky! I love it!