Thursday, September 16, 2004

Funny things

More interesting stuff that I found when pawing through my myriad belongings.

The "Important Safety Instructions" for some electronic appliance I bought a couple years ago:
1. Read these instructions.
2. Keep these instructions.
3. Head all warmings.
4. Follow all instructions.


And an old comic from the Western Washington University newspaper that cracked my shit up:
"Excuse me, how do I get to Parks Hall?"
"Go straight until you see the giant orange mosquito, turn left, go past the beastiality sculpture. Don't let it scare you. When you come to the lump of rusted metal, turn right. It's past the cube, and past the UFO crash site. When you get to the bowling ball people, it's right in front of you."

Funny 'cos it's true.

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